Just what I need, more souls to come down to my domain. Not that I need anymore to add to the billion that I already have. Thanks to Odysseus now I have more Greeks and more Cicones. He slaughtered the men who fought and enslaved the women. I don’t care what he does but sending me early souls, which I care about. My Underworld has enough in it already. Odysseus isn’t that smart. Why would he stay at my brothers’ beasts’ place. A Cyclops’ cave, really? Why would he want to stay there? Doesn’t he know he is going to get eaten? Oh, there goes four of Odysseus’ men. I can see what Odysseus is planning in his little head. My brother is not going to be happy about that. Now that I think about it, neither is his son Hephaestus. I don’t blame Poseidon for being mad at Odysseus, but I think Zeus should have stayed out of it. I couldn’t believe Odysseus could conquer the Cyclopes by blinding it. Now, thanks to Circe, Odysseus is sailing towards me, towards the Underworld. I believe he is looking for Tiresias for the prophecy. Honestly he better not come into the Underworld or I will make sure he will never leave. I hope his men listen to him that way I wont get more souls down here. They really did it now. They unleashed the wrath of Helios, my cousin. I hope old thunder doesn’t do anything to help Helios because I could really use some light down here. I can picture it now, the sun rising and setting in the Underworld. That would make him so mad. But of course, of course he had to kill all of Odysseus’ men. Well I guess no sun down here. I get to watch the bloodshed. All those suitors get to come down here for eternal torcher. Of course Odysseus has a happy ending and i am still stuck down here. I don’t like happy endings. They are too joyful for me.
Just what I need, more souls to come down to my domain. Not that I need anymore to add to the billion that I already have. Thanks to Odysseus now I have more Greeks and more Cicones. He slaughtered the men who fought and enslaved the women. I don’t care what he does but sending me early souls, which I care about. My Underworld has enough in it already. Odysseus isn’t that smart. Why would he stay at my brothers’ beasts’ place. A Cyclops’ cave, really? Why would he want to stay there? Doesn’t he know he is going to get eaten? Oh, there goes four of Odysseus’ men. I can see what Odysseus is planning in his little head. My brother is not going to be happy about that. Now that I think about it, neither is his son Hephaestus. I don’t blame Poseidon for being mad at Odysseus, but I think Zeus should have stayed out of it. I couldn’t believe Odysseus could conquer the Cyclopes by blinding it. Now, thanks to Circe, Odysseus is sailing towards me, towards the Underworld. I believe he is looking for Tiresias for the prophecy. Honestly he better not come into the Underworld or I will make sure he will never leave. I hope his men listen to him that way I wont get more souls down here. They really did it now. They unleashed the wrath of Helios, my cousin. I hope old thunder doesn’t do anything to help Helios because I could really use some light down here. I can picture it now, the sun rising and setting in the Underworld. That would make him so mad. But of course, of course he had to kill all of Odysseus’ men. Well I guess no sun down here. I get to watch the bloodshed. All those suitors get to come down here for eternal torcher. Of course Odysseus has a happy ending and i am still stuck down here. I don’t like happy endings. They are too joyful for me.